Every episode of Merlin series 3: Morgana tries to...
blondemathgeek: riddlemehiddleston: paper-criminal: OH MY GOD YOU KNOW HOW MONSTERS INC 2 IS COMING OUT IN 2013 AND HOW WE’LL HAVE WAITED 12 YEARS FOR IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CAN SAY IT TOOK ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LIKE ANOTHER 90s KIDS THING OR SOMETHING AND THEN I READ IT AGAIN AND TWELVE YEARS AND OH MY GOD I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR...
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your...
lonelycelt: tepidjudgement: runmissionrun: jadehades: wehaveshittoavenge: gallifreyantimelady: rookandheat: meet-me-at-221b: deathfeathers: hundred and hundreds of AUs thousands actually MILLIONS i prefer to call it alternate realities They’re not imaginary. They just don’t happen on this planet. if i told anyone what really happens inside my head no one would be...
You know how every movie in the past 5 years has...
assholedisney: you know what damn forest I’m talking about the one with like all pine trees and an eerie blue glow do you think they ever have scheduling conflicts and run into other movies filming in that location? “okay, we need Holmes to run through this to the lef—oh, are you kidding me? Why is Hermione running through this shot?” “all right, who the fuck put this cornucopia on my set”
dorothy-cotton: THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS FUCKING NAME FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
adamusprime: the year is 1434 henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks” “oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”
Why Atheists Can't Be Real Americans →
nextyearsgirl: John Hagee had this to say: “This nation was not built for atheists or by atheists. It was built by Christian people who believed in the Word of God. To the atheists watching this telecast, if our belief in God offends you, move. There are planes leaving every hour on the hour, going every place on planet earth. Get on one, we don’t want you and we won’t miss you, I promise...
When the mast starts creaking
whatshouldsailingcallme: hahaha yes.
that makes 3 awesome actors saying...
Reblog if you don't have shoes on right now.
radiationkid: swanlakeprincess: Who the fuck wears shoes at their computers?
Friend: I don't understand how my headphones get so fucked up in my pocket
Me: There's a portal to Asgard in your pocket
Me: your pocket is a portal to Asgard
Me: Loki takes your headphones and messes them up and sends them back
Friend: Son of a bitch.
Me: Son of Laufey.
swarley: monica-geller: IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG